I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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