I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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