I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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