I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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