she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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porn star boner night. come get it.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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