just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Boobs speak an international language.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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