How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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