What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's rum buckets o'clock
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
