8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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