Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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