some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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