I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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