Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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