Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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