okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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