your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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