My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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