And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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