windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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