nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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