i already hear my dad disowning me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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