How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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