She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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