There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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