what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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