The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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