I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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