This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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