We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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