"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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