Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
So much rum. So many feels.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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