My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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