what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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