whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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