I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
All I want is dick and wine.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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