You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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