People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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