I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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