my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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