Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm really into asian looking animals
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
