(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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