Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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This is classic penis vs brain.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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