come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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