He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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