Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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