is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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