then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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