plz talk dirty to me
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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