Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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