Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Randomize
