I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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