what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
there is puke in my bra ... again
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