this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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