big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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