Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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