I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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