All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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