Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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