Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
too bad you live with your parents still
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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