question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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